You do not have the time, or the strategic headspace, to be the one holding this together, and you should not have to be. What you actually need is for it to be taken off your plate entirely, handled with real strategic direction behind it, so you can trust it is supporting where your business is heading, without you having to think about it at all.
This service works as a partnership, not a package, so applying is how we both get a genuine picture of whether it is the right fit before either of us commits to anything.
There is no obligation to proceed once you have submitted. If it looks like a strong fit, you will be invited to a discovery call to talk through scope and what your business actually needs.
Somewhere on the other side of this application is a version of your business where social media has properly been handed over, with confidence, not just hope, that it is supporting where you are actually taking things.
Please answer as thoughtfully as you can, whatever you share here helps make sure the discovery call, if we get there, is spent on what genuinely matters, not the basics.
Submitting an application does not commit you to a contract. All scope and investment are confirmed following your discovery call and proposal agreement.
If you have any questions before applying, contact [email protected], and I will come back to you before you commit.

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