Find out in five minutes, across five areas, what is working and what needs attention first. Built for established UK service business owners.
20 questions. About 5 minutes. Personalised result.
No payment. No obligation. No preparation. No right or wrong answers, just answer based on where things are today.
Maybe your enquiries do not match the effort.
Maybe things are going well and you want confirmation before you scale.
Or maybe you have simply never had the time to look properly.
Whichever it is, that quiet uncertainty is worth resolving before you build anything else on top of it.
What your result shows you
Your result shows you where your marketing system is working and where it needs attention. It opens with what is working, because you should see that first. It then identifies where there may be a gap, explains what that gap can mean for your enquiries, and points to what deserves your attention before anything else.
If all five areas are in good shape, it tells you that instead. You do not need to fix everything at once. The result is there to show you where to start.
Your five minute diagnostic covers
1. Messaging. Whether the right people can see within seconds that your content is for them.
2. Value. Whether people understand what changes for them, not only what the service involves.
3. Foundations. Whether your bio, website and social profiles tell the same story.
4. Strategy. Whether your marketing points at something specific, or follows whatever feels manageable that week.
5. Capacity. Whether you have the time and headspace to show up reliably, week after week.
What to expect
Twenty questions. About five minutes. There is nothing to look up and nothing to prepare, so you can answer from what you know today.
Your result appears on screen the moment you finish, and lands in your inbox at the same time. A second, more personal email from me follows about five minutes later, with what your result actually means and a next step that fits your scores. It is a suggestion, never a condition, and you keep your result whether or not you ever work with me. Tips and updates sit behind a separate tickbox that starts unticked, so that choice stays with you.
Why I built it
Before marketing, I spent twelve and a half years in professional investigation, and you never recommend a fix before you have found the actual problem. This quiz works the same way.
The result is built to be truthful, not flattering. If something is working, it will say so. If something needs attention, it will say that too.
The longer the uncertainty sits there, the longer your effort keeps resetting instead of building.

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